Monday, February 14, 2011

Movie Review: Vampires Suck 2010

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Synopsis: A spoof of vampire-themed movies, where teenager Becca finds herself torn between two boys. As she and her friends wrestle with a number of different dramas, everything comes to a head at their prom.

I have a confession to announce. One of my guilty pleasures are watching the straight to video American Pie silly humors and all of the parody movies.  With that said I updated my PopcornHour’s firmware because I had some trouble playing this movie.  To my dismay it worked and would now play, unfortunately I was better off if it didn’t.  This movie was barely even entertaining.  I don’t expect to physically laugh out loud to these type of movies.  I just expect a lot of stupid stuff but this movie rarely made me smile.  Maybe its because I am not into the Twilight movies very much that I didn’t get a lot of the storyline jokes. 

With that said I rate this movie 1 out of 5 stars.  I fell asleep the first time through and tredged a second time to write a review.  That is dedication.  I only recommend watching this movie if you are a huge twilight fan because then you might enjoy it.  Highlights of this movie are at the end when this little girl hit Edward with a spiked club in the head and said “Team Jacob Bitch.”  That part actually made me laugh.  Second highlight is during the credits they played two good songs, Marilyn Manson’s If I was Your Vampire and some song about sexting dirty pics of their ass LOL.

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