Hello, this will be my first blog so allow me to introduce myself. My name is Brandon aka DJ Hurrakayne. I have sang, dj'd, and fought in front of sold out crowds as well as coached on a national stage. Through out all the things I have done, I have seen alot and will regularly share the things that make me go "Wtf is wrong with this D-bag?!"
You're probably wondering what the picture has to do with this post. What is a parents #1 fear? Who are the most hated people on the planet? PEDOPHILES! If someone looks at kiddie porn and gets caught for looking at porn they are branded as scum. I was at the beach today and while I was getting ready to leave I walked by the pavilion where the outdoor cold showers are and there was this 40 yr old woman stripping her 4 yr old daughter down until she was completely naked and attempted to wash her under the cold water. While the was doing this the poor little girl was balling her eyes out and trying to cover herself up with her hands while there were plenty of people around. Seriously?! WTF is wrong with people? Would that lady appreciate it if someone stripped her down in public to shower her? I highly doubt it. Here is an idea, I don't care if your child is young, don't strip them down in public. I can't even moon somebody without them calling the cops (true story) so why is it acceptable for a parent to strip their child down naked in public?!
Landmines today have a whole new meaning because of a bunch of ignorant alcoholics who act stupid and have their own tv show. Back in the day, a landmine was dog shit that you didn't see until you had already stepped in it. The other day I just got home from work and decided to clean the house. While I was in my living room I saw a lady walking 2 dogs and stop on my front lawn. My first reaction was to channel Clint Eastwood and go "Get off my lawn!" but I decided to give her the benefit of the doubt and not say anything. WRONG! Both dogs took a shit on my front lawn and the lady kept walking down the street and did not pick it up. So I went outside and go "Do you normally let your dogs shit on peoples lawns and not pick it up or is today just my lucky day?" and she goes "Well I don't have any bags so I will have to come back later and do it." with an attitude. Lucky for her, she did. Word to the wise, if your dog shits in my yard and you do not pick it up, I will put it in a paper bag, light it on fire, and place it on your door step!
Thats enough for this rant, stay tuned for more!
I like it!!! Nice job man!
ReplyDeleteAnd DJ Hurrakayne enters the blog world with a BANG!!! Great first article bro and apparently its going to be a series of articles!! This is very much similiar to my cell phone rant!! Warning to all you dog lovers out there. Do not shit on this guys lawn!!
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