Friday, August 17, 2012

Movie Review: Jersey Shore Shark Attack-2012

Synopsis: Many years ago, hundreds of locals and tourists were massacred by giant man-eating sharks in the infamous 1916 Jersey
Shore attacks. But that's just a legend... or is it? It's a holiday weekend on the Jersey Shore and, unbeknownst to anyone, underwater drills have attracted dozens of albino bull sharks to the pier. When a man goes missing, TC (The Complication), Nookie and friends fear the worst and plead with the police chief to close down the beach. It isn't until a famous singer is eaten alive during a performance on the pier that the shark hunt begins. Now, the Preppies must work together with the Guidos in order to save the Jersey Shore and its inhabitants from another vicious slaughter.

No surprise here but it totally spoofs the characters from Jersey Shore show on MTV.  Instead of the Situation it is The Complication and they are all dressed to the part.  The CGI was horrible but that is no shocker there.  It did have some celebrities in it including Joey Fatone from Nsync and Vinny from Jersey Shore.  The acting wasn't superb but yet it was definitely watchable.  If you are a fan of cheesy horror movies such as Piranha then  by all means watch it.  If you want to see some guidos get eaten by sharks and fake blood spraying then watch it!

I rate this movie 2 stars out of 5.  It was definitely not the worst movie I have ever seen or slept through!  It was watchable one time through just to see what happens and I did laugh a few times.  It is not a scary movie but more a blood spraying movie.  So get your spray tan on and your popcorn!

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